Welcome to the most depressing episode of a comedy podcast ever recorded!We talk Captain Marvel and all seems well but then Dan mentions that he watched Leaving Neverland and it all takes a dark turn. Idris Elba is Deadshot Racism is complicated Hipste...

We wanna buy Neverland Ranch but we need some backers. The podcast is now accepting checks. For free. That’s how we get money for nothing, right? Links: Neverland Ranch is for sale View-Master, the toy that let’s you look at slides,

Ahh, kids these days. They will never excel in the workforce. Luke, on the other hand, will be an outstanding addition to your business. He will exceed your expectations and will never ask for a promotion. Contact us to see how you can hire him.

Sad news this week as we learn that Luke may not be able to get to Mars after all. If you happen to have some sort of space craft and can’t find a use for it then please get in touch so we can send him on his way.

Listeners, we see you as more of a Robin. You would probably sue your own parents for making you become a sidekick. You are basically Batman's dog and boy do we have a lot of animal news for you this week, you good, good boy. Share this episode,

Dan is absent again. We think he is painting his face and body in preparation for the Super Bowl. You may not know this but we are big fans of all sports: hitting goals, kicking touchdowns, that kind of thing.

Dan spent this entire episode sulking in the background. We aren't sure what we did to him but we are hoping he will speak up again next week.

We have realised that some of our jokes could be taken offensively. We were thinking about phasing them out but we've got some real good ones sitting on the back burner so we don't really want to stop.

We've been doing this shit for 8 years now and we have finally made it to episode 300. Bet you didn't think we would get this far. Accompany us for our tricentennial celebration episode with 300 games, 300 segments and 3(00) hosts.

We hope everyone had a great holiday!This is our final episode of the year – we’re taking a few weeks off but then we’ll be back in 2019 with episode 300!!! “He used me” Woman splits from ghost pirate husband George Lucas is fucking rich There’s a Hell...