Cedric Diggory, Cedric Diggory, awaken Matt's iPhone! Links: * Robert Pattinson "paves a road" with his masturbation ( http://www.darkhorizons.com/pattinson-talks-ferocious-wanking-in-lighthouse/ ) * Conan Exiles gets Debaucheries expansion ( https://ne

What do you search for on "the hub?" Send Matt your recomendations! Links: * Norwegian guests upset at the weather ( https://www.foxnews.com/travel/norwegian-cruise-line-passengers-lash-out-at-staff-over-canceled-itinerary-broken-toilets-on-hell-trip )

Don't believe everything you read on bathrooms stalls...unless it's about how intense Joaquin Phoenix is.

This weeks episode is out of this world! We've got UFOs, Dan Ackroyd, Indiana Jones, Nazis, Spider-man and of course... Star Wars. You're welcome. * Navy confirms UFOs are indeed unidentified ( https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/tom-delonge-ufo-confirmed-nav

We're baaaaack! We had a great time hanging out in Paris, now we're back to hanging out on the internet as usual. Lots to discuss this week, even though we're not entirely settled into our normal time zones. * Joker wins best film ( https://www.newsaram

We've been away but we've also been closer to each other than usual! That resulted in the conversation you're about to hear.

If you've been thinking that it's hot outside then we can tell you why! It's because we're literally destroying our planet. No not us as in the hosts of this show, us as in the human race. You too? Yes, you too. Oh also we talk about how much we like Joe

Luke announces his plan to start streaming, in a few years once the rush is over. This week's episode is a bit short and also missing a host, sorry about that! Something came up and we had to wrap up a bit early, but what we do have for you is grade A ch

How about that new fangled Fornite video game? That looks pretty nifty. Just kidding, we know nothing about Fortnite or dancing or Ninja or any of the things the kids are into these days. Tune in to hear more about how old and irrelevant we are. * Twitch

Sad news this week as we farewell a science fiction icon, but also some happy news as Luke is touched by another! We also talk about Popeye this week - possibly a first for the show. So enjoy that. * Kids don't know what a darkroom is ( https://www.busin