Matt and Dan here to hold your hand through the Star Wars trailer and the new del Toro film about Spanish ducks.

Links:

Peter Serafinowicz slams Darth Maul

http://geektyrant.com/news/listen-to-the-voice-of-darth-maul-amusingly-slam-the-phantom-menace

Racists are boycotting The Force Awakens

http://geektyrant.com/news/stupid-racist-people-are-trying-to-boycott-star-wars-the-force-awakens

John Carpenter sues Luc Besson for stealing his idea

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/142878-John-Carpenter-Wins-Plagiarism-Lawsuit-Against-Luc-Besson?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=news

Apparently the new American Horror Story is "vile"

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/142895-PTS-Calls-American-Horror-Story-Hotel-The-Most-Vile-Show-Ever?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=news