Minutes 67 & 68 of The Muppet Movie: Snake Walker reveals his raison d'etre, the Muppets pick up Miss Piggy on the side of the road, and their car breaks down in the desert.

Minutes 65 & 66 of The Muppet Movie: The Muppets resume watching The Muppet Movie, the patriotic part happens, and Doc Hopper brings in a deadly specialist.

Minutes 63 & 64 of The Muppet Movie: Miss Piggy takes out Professor Krassman, answers a phone call, and -- whoops, the film broke! (Animal is not happy.)

Minutes 61 & 62 of The Muppet Movie: Professor Krassman straps Kermit into the electronic cerebrectomy machine, and Miss Piggy strikes back.

Minutes 59 & 60 of The Muppet Movie: The terrifying and zany Professor Krassman prepares to perform an electronic cerebrectomy on Kermit.

Minutes 57 & 58 of The Muppet Movie: Kermit answers a phone call, gets tied up in a barn, and meets the sinister Professor Krassman.

Minutes 55 & 56 of The Muppet Movie: Kermit and Rowlf sing “I Hope That Something Better Comes Along” and Kermit gets a phone call.

Minutes 53 & 54 of The Muppet Movie: Kermit and Miss Piggy almost kiss but don't, then Piggy gets a call from her agent and Kermit meets Rowlf the Dog.

Minutes 51 & 52 of The Muppet Movie: Steve Martin insolently serves Kermit and Miss Piggy their sparkling muscatel.

Minutes 49 & 50 of The Muppet Movie: Piggy fawns over Kermit, then they stop for a quiet little dinner for two. Their waiter is Steve Martin!