"Bizarrely delightful for a movie that has so much stabbing in it."

"We get to talk about classic late-1920s cinema [and] take a dump on Loverboy."

"It changes us, to go into the unknown."

"It's like John Wick, but without the guns."

"Within literally five minutes, you know exactly who this guy is...and you hate him."

"Apparently I'm a sleeper agent and this movie is my trigger."

"The proof is in the pudding."

"That was like an episode of Scooby-Doo, but with full frontal nudity!"

"It's the early 2000s and being different is a death sentence."

"Horny zombies in this movie is not something that I was expecting."