Why is there no High Speed train in the US? Why do we think we look old? Why did Turkish kids want to look down Bernie's pants? I don't know.

Politics and money, bugs that can walk upside-down and fighting over who has the most black friends. I'll take my Roquefort on the side. 

Desert rats, Elton John and Pete Rose. Queer as a three dollar bill.

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