Michael talks about being a sugar baby. He also talks about Tucker Carlson and Don Lemmon being let go like it was a hostage exchange between CNN and Fox News, plucking his ear hair, Putin's small dick energy, Trump's word diarrhea, getting into an argument with a stranger about Elon Musk, the army of Greta Thunebergs vs. the army of Andrew Tate, the TikTok'er that was confused and ended up in tears when strangers refused her offer to pay for their groceries (lmao), the question 'has Jake Paul been beaten into having humility yet?' Mike also talks about being a sugar baby, James Corden, Barry Humphries, meeting a Buccs player over the weekend (Genard Avery), how Mike's college testing numbers would have fared at the 2023 NFL Combine, how to get out of interactions where women try to sell OnlyFans content, and much more!