Mike talks about the first day of Spring 2023, March Madness, Trump and Stormy Daniels, The Covid-19 transparency bill, China's meeting with Russia, the stock market, Greta Thuneberg domming Andrew Tate, The Bachelor, Adam Sandler receiving the Mark Twain lifetime achievement award in comedy, Al Franken hosting the Daily Show, his fleshlight, SNL, Chris Rock and Marlon Wayans comedy specials, people wanting Mike to do standup and impressions, Meeting new friends, college football teammates, overcoming PTSD and supporting our troops, and more.