Mike talks about getting pegged for the first time. That's not actually true, but he/I felt the need to say something catchy to get your attention... Did it work? (rhetorical question) Anywho.... just listen to the episode you freaking butt pirates!!! Why? Because he/I am/are too tired and lazy to write up a description. I blew my load creating the episode, putting everything into it, leaving nothing on the field, not even the ability to write a description to lure in listeners... The ironies of life, AMIRITE????

Ok, fine!!! Self imposed guilt may or may not have led me to coming back to write up a flimsy ass description: I talk about a typhoon, ingrown hairs on my knutsack, the 33rd Olympiad, my experience running Track & Field, how slow my fasting is going, the irony of a Republican that doesn't want tighter gun control getting an attempt on his life with a gun, how Japanese chicks are freaks in the sack, AI, the bachelor party I attended recently in Tahoe, less distractions leading to less masturbation, a bunch of world updates and a bunch of comedy updates. You're welcome, I'm going to bed now. & I didn't use AI to write this because I'm a Saint!