In this episode we discuss quarantine haircuts, soda wars, bad plays, dogs playing sports, assassinations, chocolate rain, Ikea meatballs, toilet paper hoarders and robot dog doctors.

We come out of hiatus!...again. But for real this time there was a good reason, theres' a god damn global pandemic. In this episode we discuss Covid-19, Buddhism, the career aptitude test, panda love, Waffle House, and bird crime.

In this episode we discuss draft dodging, the flattest state, patriotic ballads, naughty illegal language, crime fighting robots, The Breakfast Club, cash for trees, banned video games, pizza dating app, villainous iPhones, and fake politicians.

In this episode we discuss American pastimes, the boring Academy Awards, brain surgery, custom burials, zambonis, clown strippers, Airbnb's party stoppers and a flat earther's fiery demise.

In this episode we discuss shameful parts of American history, celebrity culture, eating people, climate change, math, getting high off bees, speed hacks, horse meatballs, and (shivers) Shrek ketchup.

In this episode we discuss infamous bombers, abortions rights, long lost family, lumpy couches, long distance rowing, Netherlands goat laws, Mars jobs, medical malpractice and essential reading.

In this episode we discuss Independence Day 2, Flat Earth, Space Pictures, Marilyn Monroe, the Alaskan wilderness, Olympic Orgies, if video games cause seizures, talking cars and exploding stars.

In this episode we discuss impeachment, the Ghost of Christmas Past, the New York Mets, Canadians saving deer, the Wiggles, banning plastic, festive robots and Doc Ock.

In this episode we discuss Buffalo Bill, the Great Emu War, ponzi schemes, stinky mosquito repellent, howling at the moon, shooting dolphins, chimeras and AI D&D.

In this episode we discuss post-Thanksgiving blues, Christmas Piñatas, train crashes, killer pollution, government corruption, the Toy's R Us revival and horrible pizza.