Rape. This chapter is mostly about rape. The chapter about rape is named The Best Defense. That's in bad taste.

The Heart's Desire means nothing to Phoenix. He's all about that bass.

Don't be related to Hershel. It doesn't end well. Safety Behind Bars is what Phoenix titled his sexual prison memoirs.

Phoenix can't stop talking about exactly how much sperm Shane pumped up inside Lori, Rick's wife. Miles Behind Us is what Phoenix thinks about his good years.

Days Gone By is Phoenix's favorite soap opera.

First Time Again is a good name if you want to confuse your audience. Or if you hate them. Just like The Walking Dead does.

Phoenix really wants to like this show. This show doesn't seem to give a shit about Phoenix. Oh well. What's a zomboy to do?

3 out of the 5 episodes so far have been boring. I will not stop until they do.

Did you guys know that zombies aren't a part of the zombie apocalypse?

In this episode, the Asian family dies. Only the Mexicans and whites can survive in this zombie race war.