Portals, everywhere. Trans-warp steaming is a thing, and something about dragons. Then we throw the chairs at Portal 2. All this, plus your hate mail.

Ceiling Steam watches you masturbate? Humble goes to eleven, FTL goes full-metal time vampire, and something about Strife. Then we throw the chairs at Guacamelee. All this, plus your hate mail.

A serious Linux Crysis! Valve makes with the source, something about archery, and alpha all the things! Then we throw the chairs at Little Racers STREET. All this, plus your hate mail.

Valve brings the beats! Linus gives NVIDIA the finger, Octodad gains control, and we invade XBMC. Then we throw the chairs at Saturday Morning RPG. All this, plus your hate mail.

Coming up on Linux GameCast Weekly: Source 2 Left 4 Dead prototype screenshots leaked! Cryengine comes to Linux, The Dark Mod 2.01 is out, Space Hulk is a real boy, and enhanced caveman penises. Then we throw the chairs at Octodad – Dadliest Catch. All

We're in the Steam streaming BETA! Alienware looses its damn mind, AMD improves the open sauce drivers, and Natural Selection goes GPL? Then we throw the chairs at Not the Robots. All this, plus your hate mail.

All your devel days are belong to Valve. NVIDIA brings the bling, Octodad hugs the penguin, and no more Greenlight? Then we throw the chairs at Broken Age. All this, plus your hate mail.

We're giving away some Metro Last Light! Then, Steam boxen ..everywhere. Humble rediscovers Linux support, cities get in motion, and Unvanquished brings the grangers? Then we throw the chairs at Papo & Yo. All this, plus your hate mail.

Someone fondles the areola controla. Torque3D becomes a thing, GOG.com hates space, and Carmageddon: Reincarnation keeps us in suspension. Then we throw the chairs at Deadfall Adventures. All this plus your hate mail.

Did Valve load test on X-mas? 0 A.D. Alpha 15 brings the moon speak, we get some WINE in our Steam, and PC gamer learns about total conversions. Then we throw the chairs at Dust: An Elysian Tail. All this, plus our 2014 predictions.