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LinuxGameCast Weekly EP98 — Uncomfortably Happy

July 06, 2014

Unreal 4 samples hit the web! Dark Horizons bring the MECH, Sony eyes Crytek, and XCOM gets benched. Then Drunken Robot Pornography faces our Chairquisition! All this, plus your hate mail.


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Colour key: Venn Jordan Pedro 


Steam News:


We are the 1.20%


http://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/




  • Around 900’000-ish Linux users assuming the 75 million active accounts is still current.




  • Knowing they don’t give ARCH it’s own category makes /w the smiles.




    • They’re the vocal minority.






 


Virtual Steam


http://store.steampowered.com/news/13768/




  • at last our national nightmare is over




  • After facebuts picked up the Rift my interest went from “meh, I’ll buy one†to “fuckity bye!â€




 


Virtual Witching


http://steamcommunity.com/app/20920/discussions/0/522728086957775869/#c522730701897707839




  • Again, Linux devels will guide this moron through his errors.




  • FK all horrified he is under NDA for W3.




  • How many times do we need to have this discussion anyways?  Stop giving these guys money.  Period.  End of File.   Exit, init 0, *pours gasoline in PC and tosses in a lit match*




    • start:




    •       invoke ExitProcess,0




    • end start




    • or GTFO






  • I’m pro never talking about the Witcher 2 on Linux again.




 


XSlow?


http://community.pcgamingwiki.com/page/blog/_/features/port-reports/pc-report-xcom-enemy-unknown-on-linux-r151




  • I for one would like to see his moon benchmarking software.




  • Aside from one hardlock, I’ve had no issues with this port




  • There does seem to be some information lacking regarding the software he used.




    • But considering it’s an Unreal Engine 3 game, I wouldn’t be surprised if the measurements are accurate.






  • Also, the minimum requirements are incorrect. You can play the game fine on an AMD mobility 5650 on medium-highish graphics.




  • The only real problem I ran into (and I’ve since finished the game) were the herky-jerky loading screen bink videos.




Early MECH


http://store.steampowered.com/app/266470/




  • In development “Support for additional platforms (Linux/SteamOS/Mac)â€




  • It’s no HAWKEN but it tickled my mech fancy.




    • Considering it’s UE3 …WHAR!




      • Hell if I know. Guess they’re happy with their game not being relevant in any platform.








  • Linux could certainly use some native mech combat games




 


Space Farmers


http://store.steampowered.com/app/271570/




  • That trailer is giving me some serious Reboot Flashbacks




  • Unfortunately multiplayer relies on a mysterious concept called “cooperationâ€




 


Contagion


http://rootgamer.com/11091/news/linux-build-contagion-in-progress




  • Apparently Valve is making with the help on the port




  • Bills itself as a more realistic Killing Floor/Left4Dead




    • That actually sounds good to me.




    • Left4Dead always felt less like zombie survival and more like bulletfest with zombies.






 


Legions of Ashworld


http://store.steampowered.com/app/310970/




  • Turn-based strategy.




  • Claims to want to bring a sense of adventure to strategic war-gaming with its first-person view of the overworld.




  • From that description it seems like a turn-based, slower paced, Mount&Blade with 2D hand-drawn graphics.





News:


Not good


http://kotaku.com/sources-crytek-uks-staff-are-currently-on-leave-1599923133




  • Please don’t let this effect Star citizen




  • Seems like Deep Silver might be looking to buy out Crytek UK to finish Homefront.   That wouldn’t be a bad outcome all things considered




    • I’d be alright with that!






 


Uggggggggggggggggggggh!


http://www.loadthegame.com/2014/07/04/sony-rumored-acquiring-crytek-soon/




  • 9000% speculation but it makes sense.




  • Hudsonimage.jpg




  • Let the rumor mill spin!




 


Unreal demos


https://wiki.unrealengine.com/Linux_Demos




  • “We hope that soon we will be able to cook the content natively in Linux, as well.â€




  • 64-bit only and the cool demos run like arse on ze APU.




  • AGxCmHb3.png




  • Doesn’t work on the open source drivers.




  • Works fine on the nvidia boxen




  • Realistic rendering demo is fairly impressive and runs at a consistent framerate.  Colour me impressed




  • Fuck Flappy chicken




    • flap flap GRR! flap fla..OH FFS! Fla…alright, FK this business.






 


Help “The Dark Mod” improve it’s rendering engine


https://www.bountysource.com/issues/2883499-port-gpu-skinning


http://www.thedarkmod.com/main/




  • Optimization goes a long way, kids! Good on them!




  • They need halp porting Doom 3’s GPU skinning code.




    • It’ll let the GPU do most of the heavy lifting when it comes to model joint movement and improve performance at the same time.






 


Dreamy episodes  


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redthread/dreamfall-chapters-the-longest-journey/posts/890605


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redthread/dreamfall-chapters-the-longest-journey




  • Another case of “boy runs successful Kickstarterâ€; “boy spends all kickstarter moneyâ€; “boy thinks they have what it takes to compete with Telltale on the episodic field and hey moar games moar money, right!?â€; “boy sells the first one or two episodes before people lose interest and the only ones who will be left playing will be the original backers.â€




  • I understand the desire to provide something tangible to backers but please,  PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN, Don’t ad-hoc your development process.   Have at least some kind of planning and scoping meeting and set some realistic goals or timelines.   




    • Do actual development instead of just programming






 


Relax’em Up, Mountain Simulator


http://mountain-game.com/




  • I don’t… uh… I don’t even!




  • From the same creative mind behind the video game featured in the movie Her.





  • I’m just disappointed that I can’t crush people’s heads in this




  • “Mountain Simulator, Relax em’ up, Art Horrorâ€




 


Dosminer


http://www.dosminer.de/




  • The website’s description of the game sounds like Minecraft and its bazillion clones.




  • Terminal Minecraft with poor english.




  • Like the soundtrack though!




  • I don’t fucking know what’s happening.  I’m so confused




 


Factorio


https://www.factorio.com/




  • Sim city-ish type thing with a focus on factories.




  • Futzed /w the demo. Borderline fun, but we do like our simulation.





Scale:


- Nooope


- Not sure if want


- Check it out


- Shutupandtakemymonies



Game: Drunken Robot Pornography


Webzone: http://www.dejobaan.com/drunken/


Devel: Dejobaan Games


Engine: Unity


Price: $14.99/€10.99


Wazzat: Bullet-hell, boss-battle, first-person shooter, with giant-robots, martinis and jetpacks. YES. Drink the cocktails. Fight the titans. Make your own Titans. Drink your friend’s cocktails.



Makes with the working


V-




  • Nothing, nada, zero problemo.




J-


P-




  • Instead of one config file (~/.config/unity3d/Dejobaan Games, LLC/Drunken Robot Pornography/prefs) you have two (the second one being in the game’s SteamApps folder). So when the game starts cocking up with the extended desktop resolution I have to edit 2 different files to fix it.




  • This game is completely buggy on my end.




  • Lo and behold, this is what the level selection looks like for me!






Total-



Shiny / Sounds


V-




  • Unity can do quasi-cell shaded graphics well. This takes advantage of that ..in spades.




  • Nothing here will blow out your eye pussies but the textures are clean and the big boss thingys are well done.




  • The soundtrack can eat a bag of dicks.




  • The weapon sounds are flaccid as P-man in a room of hot ladies.




J-


P-




  • Resolution cock-ups and Unity-tastic graphics.




  • I didn’t hate the voice-acting!





Total-



Control


V-




  • I’ve had more than one human rage-quit while using my desktop. I enjoy a stupid high sensitivity.




  • Honestly, you need it in a game like this.




J-




  • Holy Mouse sensitivity batman




P-




  • Mouse sensitivity is far too twitchy even at the lowest setting




  • You know how if you hold the left click the gun just shoots continuously? For me it only shoots like once a second.





Total-



FUN


V-




  • I rather enjoy this game but it makes me feel the olds.




  • I can keep up /w difficulty on 11 but I’m exhausted after a few rounds.




  • Welcome to 30 motherfu*kers!




  • Loses a chair because I was killed to death more than once from not being able to distinguish enemies from the background.




J-




  • This game bored me after 10 minutes




P-




  • I’ve used the shooting spit balls out of a straw analogy before, but this is just getting ridiculous.




  • For me it’s completely broken and downright unplayable. It gets 1 chair because we don’t give out 0.





Total-



Final –



Hate Mail:


heretic purchase


http://slexy.org/view/s2Ge4z4LjQ




  • Screw two Jesus’s




  • I’m ok with heretic purchases being subtracted if the devs do decide to port their old games.




    • And I mean actually port, wrappers do not count.






  • Granted you bought it specifically for WINE but if the devs play nice, I’m ok with it not counting towards the 5.




  • Spend your money however the fuck you want.   I don’t give  an iota of a shit




 


Jackass


http://slexy.org/view/s2w1LROzBM




  • This all stemmed from a comment on a Witcher 2 “lets play†video.




  • I said it’s universally hated by the Linux community and not native etc… and 50 something comments later.




  • Oh, let’s delete posts.




  • http://steamcommunity.com/app/20920/discussions/0/522728086957775869/#c45350245065248563




  • I love all the level 0 steam accounts “agreeing†with them and congratulating them on banning “trollsâ€.




  • WHY ARE WE STILL FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THIS~




    • ^




      • Next week on Witcher 2 Cast.




      • Personally, I like watching the devels implode.




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