Russell tries to buy a train set. Jon facilitates a drug deal.

Jon pranks someone who loves his off-color drawings. Russell is desperate for attention in Germany and ends up in the ocean.

Russell shows off his pet rabbit with disastrous consequences. Jon backs up his car in the snow with disastrous consequences.

A young Jon buys cigarettes for Christmas. A young Russell tries to sing in a choir.

Russell pays his taxes and gets into trouble. Jon doesn't pay his taxes and gets away with it.

Russell gets arrested and can't remember his age. Jon refuses to make eye contact with a man who is an unknown distance away.

Jon describes his schoolboy pranks. Russell shares a beer with an estate agent, but we have to censor the reason why.

Russell gets lost in the snow and requires police assistance. Jon's dad knows why a gutter is better than a bucket.

Jon no longer feels bad about a killing spree. Russell goes undercover and learns what a hammer is.

Russells mum gets discounted piano lessons in exchange for child labor. Jon reveals his one weird trick to cheer up depressives.