Keys Bartender Podcast

Keys Bartender Podcast


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Episode 665-9 Hillbilly Ocean's 4
October 18, 2022

A horrible thing happened near Tulsa, OK. Due to the nature of the crime this is not for everyone but it is right in Jim's wheelhouse. Which is to say this stuff is precisely the news story that he loves to speculate on. Jim outlines what we know now and

Episode 665-8 Criticize This!
October 17, 2022

Tips on how to make a Classic Margarita and some variations. Jim claims he does not care about an arbitrary contest but his behavior belies his feelings about being the Best Bartender. A critique of a past episode reveals a change in how Jim processes cr

665-7 Keep it Fresh Player!
October 14, 2022

Jim opens with tips to keep your bar mixers, garnishes, and wines fresh. Besides Bullwinkle there were alot of dim-witted cartoon heroes in the 60s and the villains were smart. Why are the villains dim-witted and the heroes are smart in the real world, on

Episode 665-6 Effen Shakespeare!
October 13, 2022

Jim receives a delivery from a distillery. The best way for the non-drinking Jim to evaluate the product is the best way even if he was drinking that is by a group of tasters. Since its a matter of taste he needs to find people who drink that type of liqu

Episode 665-5 ArrangedMarriage.Com
October 11, 2022

Jim takes Abby to an Orchid Festival a decidedly unlike Jim thing to do. What array of booze selections should you get for big event like an Orchid Festival? People have sometimes congruent sometimes incongruent reasons seeking a relationship it is import

Episode 665-4 A Reverse Catfisher
October 10, 2022

There seems to be a distinct difference in types of drinks ordered by locals and tourists. Jim goes into detail on one of his favorite pastimes reverse catfishing. Using his skills as a bullsh*tter he tries to lure in predators on social media who seek to

Episode 665-3 Robot Bartender of the Year
October 07, 2022

Jim begins with explaining his thoughts on arbitrary contest that declare things, people, or places; the Best. What skills are we grading on for a Bartender? Is b.s. a category. Sometimes bars are awkward places to bring your kids. Prediction 5 years from

Episode 665-2 When You're a Jet!
October 04, 2022

What about the cliques in the Bar do the Happy Hour Locals mix well with the Happy Hour Snowbirds? They do. After finding the year of an old penny, Jim contemplates what is old.Thank you to our show sponsor; Key Largo Chocolates, www.keylargochocolates.c

Episode 665-1 My Sister is a Ventriloquist
October 03, 2022

A gorgeous day in Paradise has Jim recall the misidentification of a person with a hippie/mullet hybrid hairdo over the weekend. Mistaken comments such as "What would your granddaughter like to drink?" gets a bartender in trouble when she's a girlfriend o

Episode 664 Dusty Old Bottle of Galliano
October 01, 2022

Jim's restaurant gets a post-Ian customer increase. A bartender triumphantly posts a bottle of the very little in demand Galliano. Why do people give more weight to some people's opinion outside of their area of expertise if they have a couple extra lette