AHHH! One week till the premiere of the new season of KUWTK!! Can you believe?! It means we don’t get to finish recapping Season Two but we get pretty darn close, even covering the episode where Kim and the sisters visit New Orleans. Meanwhile, there is news aplenty as Kim screams about how thin she is, Khloe tweets inane bullshit about having a baby girl vs. a baby boy, Kylie makes $1 million per instagram post, and so much more!