Toast absent friends with us this week as we take it in the ready room from Star Trek: Nemesis! Yeesh. Plus, news, Four Loko, fake Martian astronauts, we play Star Trek Bingo, and we go full Kahn on John Logan! Captain, if we drink enough Romulan Ale, we *should* be able to forget this ever happened.

Bingo credit to www.adamrulz.com/bingo.html
Image credit to http://imgur.com/gallery/VsIJgk2