The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!


Latest Episodes

Ep. 342: A Real Loud Prolonged Blast!
September 04, 2023

In this one I tell you about our ongoing obsession with House Hunters International and how I generally want to punch one of the so-called hunters in the face, Toney's and my 30th wedding anniversary,

Ep. 341: The Whole Idea Just Makes Me Feel Dirty All Over
August 27, 2023

In this one I tell you about a Twitter/X problem that's causing me to think concerning thoughts, why I don't really follow the news anymore, some Apple TV troubles I'm having, getting quotes on some a

Ep. 340: Disappointing Vacations!
August 21, 2023

In this one I tell you about the vacations I've encountered throughout my ridiculous life that didn't live up to expectations. Some because of locale, and others because of circumstance. It's travel g

Ep. 338: Gurgling, Bubbling, Boiling!
August 11, 2023

In this one I tell you about my maddening follow-up with the eye doctor, a visit to yet another fantastic pizzeria in this area, and a somewhat disgusting tale involving orange soda and the effect it

Ep. 336: A Spectacular Supernova Of Chipped Beef And Gravy!
August 03, 2023

In this one I tell you about the terrible week I had last week, which led to a realization that I should be more thankful when things are just "normal." I list some things that I regularly take for gr

Ep. 334: Three New Calls To The Hotline!
July 20, 2023

In this one I tell you about my battle with two tubs o' granite-hard ice cream, and take three new calls from the Surf Report hotline:Producer Zipp: Attempting to put a curse on my beloved Cincinnati

Ep. 332: Other Than That It Was Kind Of Fun
July 06, 2023

In this one I tell you about the cheap gas they were selling at Sheetz on the 4th of the July and the calamity it caused, the changes I made to the Surf Report website, and two day-trips I took last w

Ep. 330: The Worst Job I Ever Had!
June 20, 2023

In this one I tell you about the absolute worst job I ever had, and share a fresh new call to the hotline from our old friend Ian in Scotland.I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening!Check out exp

Ep. 328: I Nearly Died In A Fiery Crash!
June 07, 2023

In this one I tell you about:How I was nearly decapitated on Interstate 81How Toney sabotages other peoples' shopping cartsThe fabulous fraudulent cookie aisle at AldiWatching 'The Last of Us' on

Ep. 326: Can You Roll Down A Window On A Supersonic Jet?
May 29, 2023

In this one I tell you about:Toney hitting a deer with her carthe new roof we need to have installed (ugh!)the incredibly-stupid Airport '79the giant beer festival we attended at the original Wood