The West Virginia Surf Report!

The West Virginia Surf Report!


Latest Episodes

Ep. 362: The Answer Will Always Be No
January 01, 2024

In this one I offer up my thoughts on the Christmas holiday, talk about some things I've heard people say that I can't really shake, and share two great new calls from the hotline. All this and a ton

Ep. 360: Ridin’ Past The Dog Food Factory!
December 18, 2023

In this one I tell you about a sketchy convenience store I frequent, an enjoyable trip to the Allentown Costco, a conversation that was triggered by an Alpo factory we drove past, and one of my least-

Ep. 358: Somebody Needs To See A Physician!
December 11, 2023

In this one I share my thoughts on Ohtani and MacGowan, tell you about a recent encounter at McDonald's, the utter outrageousness of Subway, and a wall of poop I recently walked into. All this and FIV

Ep. 356: And It Retracted Like A Tape Measure!
November 21, 2023

In this one I tell you about how people just freely use profanity now at all times, kids I knew who just disappeared and are now remembered for one stupid thing, a ludicrous conversation I had with my

Ep. 354: I Look Like I’ve Been Eating Oats
November 06, 2023

In this one I tell you about the consequences of sleeping in a too-cold house, the unexpected turn my upcoming long-weekend has taken, a standup comedian Ill be seeing on Saturday and the other stand

Ep. 352: An On-A-Whim Day-Trip To Cooperstown, NY
October 30, 2023

In this one I tell you about the work frustrations I encountered following a week off, a follow-up on the Amazon Canada debacle, a long-overdue cleaning of the bunker, and my on-a-whim solo trip to Co

Ep. 350: A-Hole Or Oblivious?
October 09, 2023

In this one I tell you about a situation I recently encountered on the Devil's Parkway that triggered a conundrum I'm still puzzling over, my upcoming trip to West Virginia, the continued hot dog hunt

Ep. 348: These Guys Are Going To Be Virgins Forever!
September 25, 2023

In this one I complain about some maddening customer service problems I'm experiencing, share a call from my friend Tim in Dunbar, tell you about a conversation I had with my dad on Sunday, and a craz

Ep. 346: I’m Not Out Looking For Trouble, But Trouble Finds Me
September 18, 2023

In this one I tell you about even more extreme homeowner annoyances we endured last week, a disappointing phrase that someone I love uttered, and my love/hate relationship with our visit of a favorite

Ep. 344: Return Of A Comically-Elongated Animal
September 11, 2023

In this one I tell you about the three long days we kept Dusty the wiener dog again, give you an update on the younger boy who moved out a few weeks ago, and share a call from our pal Patrick, who bri