Miles got his ass kicked by the COVID-19 vaccine. Free to play video games are expensive. You must shout an advertising jingle at your TV to continue watching your favorite videos.

Three End of the World scenarios presented with three survival plans. You'll be prepared for the collapse of human civilization with this episode of Don't Get the Soup!

(Most) people don't deserve dogs, Miles can't buy guns, and Beckee's mom field-dressed roadkill in front of a cop.

Obscure music, shoulder checking pedestrians, and housework to combat depression!

Legendary Weapons through history!

Explaining the science behind the fact that once you pop, you can't stop (throwing up)!

Kitchen injuries, gross things in your food, and other kitchen disasters!

Miles joined a cult in high school. Also, we wrap up the snack bracket, and talk about the shocking smut found (by accident) in the early days of file-sharing.

It's March Madness but we don't watch sports so we're doing a Snack bracket to determine the best snacks on earth

Alex Gervasi joins us to talk about a community of people creating conspiracy theories about her while John mansplains donuts and Beckee shares her unbridled hatred for Italian Ice.