Oh, man, this is the big one.  Kirk vs. Picard.  Now, before you give up on us nerds, keep in mind that we have been challenged by a listener to decide who is a better captain, so we put both crews into kitchen roles to figure out who would be the better Executive Chef.  Also, we continue to rag on 'influencers', try to engineer a pizza pop-tart and we discuss when a hamburger stops being a hamburger.