When you fail the I am not a robot picture test and it makes you feel stupid, all you think is hey dumb dumb try another one! Have you ever tried on an imaginary dick? Valentine's day yay or nay? Should a Vday gift stress you out? Can you guess who applie

Big baby Lisa was a big whiny mess as she shared her sickness. Her rational was prior to Covid nobody cared about a cold. She's lucky it ain't covid! The weather doesn't know which way it's going but Paris Hilton is convinced she is going to save Pop musi

Did you know that Nancy is the new Karen for the over 55+ crowd? Lisa and Sam got a I got this Nancy when they reacted to a car narrowly missing their rental car. Initially too shocked to return a snarky reply, those snappy comebacks came flying after t

Lisa wonders when she stopped liking burgers. She wants to go back to burgers but it's a bun issue and really, it's just a burger. Who knew a person could be judgemental about burgers! Do you creep other people's email? Can the presence of a woman alter

Can a sweatshirt transform your life? Would you wear it without a bra and buy it two sizes too big? If you said yes, you too need Lisa's Lazy sweatshirt. Would you split your winnings with your longtime BFF? Do you ever wonder if people stand on toilets t

Mother Nature has launched her assault and all we can say is winter sucks! We now have a hella of alot of snow and it's f**king freezing! It is just the meanest joke ever played! Does deodorant have an expiration date and is cereal soup? What song lives r

Let's polar plunge baby! It will be fun, she says, it will be quick, she says! It's a hell no from Sam because Lisa has zero follow thru and would leave her hanging! Do you like your bananas limp or hard? Are 80's bands making a comeback and do you have a

Do you worry about becoming a sloth? The ladies think each other could be a good sloth. People like sloths, they take care of them and cater to them. Perfect lifestyle change for Lisa! Does resisting a new fancy Apple watch show personal growth and should

There is a new addition to the Boom Baby franchise, it's a backyard skating rink and boozy cocoa stand! Booze and skates what could go wrong! Does your chapstick, chapstick and who knew we needed a tampon song. Can Lisa stick to her resolutions this year

Lisa claims Sam is copying her look, the subtle side bang. Its hard to see that side bang as it's a bit more nonexistent rather than subtle. #subtle side bang The weather is more spring than winter and its wrecking Christmas traditions. Yikes! Is a mocha