Ever wanted a really expensive candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? Well you can come browse that and more of her weird products with us. Unless of course you have 1.4 pets, in which case you'll be far too religious for any of this...

We’re not very proud of this one, all we can do is apologise in advance. I wouldn’t listen to this whilst eating because it turns out that t secret ingredient we’re referring to is, for some reason, spunk. Oh and some muppets robbed a bank or...

It's the last Irrelevant News of the decade! So see out the decade the same way your saw it in, with Penis Fish, bovine VR headsets, and arsonist dogs. See you next decade!

Ding dong merrily on high! It's time for an Irrelevant Christmas. Make sure you're not breaking any of our weird Christmas laws. Decline the Turkey this year, and try not to think about Will's Christmas Boner. Merry Christmas x

If a man throws two ferrets at 12 cars and tapes them to a wall, is it art?  Stop looking at shagging ducks, slap some jam on your McDonald’s, and listen to us not answer that question.

Callum, Joe, and Will are sick and tired of the current political climate in the UK leading up to this general election, and as such have launched their own political parties.  Listen to the candidates lay out their flagship policies for a better...

Are you feeling lonely? Perhaps there's a lovely new word for you to make you feel better. If you've had a bucket of shit dumped on you, clean yourself off and join us in an Australian bird quiz. 

"Back in my day you'd never have all these bloody podcasts, I mean, radio, on a phone? You millennials make me feel sick, and now look at the world, we got Russians interfering in bird of the year polls, dead geezers lodging legal appeals, world's...

An absolutely shocking episode this week as Callum confesses on air to a murder that tore apart a community. Pack away your gun shaped toilet roll holders, make an arrangement with your tiny driver, and listen to this instead of watching those shitty...

How many hitmen does it take to not kill a guy? A lot, apparently. Strap yourself in for an episode far quieter than a White Bellbird. Also, if you're listening to this whilst taking a dumb photo on the staircase in Joker, fuck you.