The time has come for twenty people who sort of know each other to gather together at a Mexican resort and day drink (until it’s time to nighttime drink) for three weeks solid. No one is safe from itchy sand, moldy beach beds, bold crabs, aggressive aqua fowl, and a tiny pocket person named Demi.

Look, I know most of you didn’t watch Bachelor in Paradise. That’s why I begged Some Guy in Austin to tune in so we could regale you with the important things you need to know, such as:

* Who exactly is David Spade?* Is Noah a Chach or do we like him now?* Does Brendan (substitute with Serena P.) have special pheromones that make him irresistible?* And how long is too long to remain naked on a beach that isn’t a nude beach?

Come join the fun as we take two hours of nonsense and water it down to the important things you need to know.

This is 30 Minute Paradise!

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