Hello, everyone!

It’s been a minute since ABC aired a season of Bachelor in Paradise, and let me tell you, I am READY for the debauchery. As long as the golden bachelor and bachelorettes are more of a mentor situation, I’m here for the shenanigans that will unfold on the beaches of Costa Rica.

Does Some Guy in Austin remember half of these people? No. But that’s why I’m here! In this episode, I’ll provide little tidbits of information to help you scourge your brain for any memory of these jokers.

This does not apply to Ricky. No one knows who he is, and that’s okay.