The return of Allison!  Our first returning storyteller, Allison shares the unlikely tale of the time she signed up for a “class” at an all women’s music festival to learn about…rubbing pudding on a bunch of other naked women.  Katie and Aaron discuss sneaky sex toys, the Korean spa versus just being naked around jerks, and the merits of paying for dating sites. Chocolate Women RuleGetting naked with lesbians in a field in MichiganThe “Death Grip” a la Dan SavageGetting off from a crab pincering your dick - like you dohitachi magic wandplausible deniability toysput the Fleshlight up to your face, maybe?The History of the Rabbit Vibrator: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a4805/history-of-the-rabbit/scrotum fettuccini sploshing vs. gooshingThe grossest 24 Hour Fitness in the country:http://www.zocalopublicsquare.org/2011/03/30/the-nations-most-revolting-fitness-club-mine/chronicles/where-i-go/The Korean SpaWearing Leggings from World of Leggings at Sin City Shootout: DodgeballQueer Social NicheficationBowler Hat and Point Shoes at Burning ManTo pay or not to pay for dating sites and apps