Malika was a 30 year old virgin, and according to her voice coach, definitely not a whole person.  A few glasses of wine and uber rides later, she was ready to tell us her story.  Aaron and Katie discuss whether Christmas is Sexy, the creepy and amazing quality of AOL chatrooms on teenagers, and bringing significant others home for the holidays.  A gay pirate searches for his lost comrades.  A three snort episode for all the virgins of every age. bringing partners home for the holidayshome for the holidays starring holly hunter and iron maninappropriately sexy presents from mom for your girlfriendKatie is a hip, trendy, quirksterChristmas is Anti-SexySexy vs. Snuggly binaryChristmastime is a mountain of snuggles30 year old virgin“do you want to cyber?”sex is a gift, your virginity the wrapping paper, and patriarchy is super disgusting and miserablevirginity as a liabilityvoice teachers are all assholesthe nicest pair of pajamas that you ownparticipating in all of the positionsuse condoms you silly virgins!shame (?)religious conservative sexual shameyour parents giving you a sex bookhumans are the sexiest animals in the worldSEX AT DAWNWHY IS THE PENIS SHAPED LIKE THAT?porn sounds vs. porn imagesneeding a ride home gets you laidsurprise car makeoutsbuy the new 2016 four door Hyundai Smoochfestthe definition of a sexy friendasexuality and the mandatory participation in sexual relevancehe asked me to be his girlfriend on AOLthe nature of trolling#justoverallsAaron is probably a robot