In this Citizen Abels & Friends skit, recorded June 7, 2017, Julius Jewbird, The Citizen’s neighbor from down the block, comes to the Four Strong Media Studios to ask The Citizen about shvartzes, as some of the tribe call black people. Needless to say, Blackbird is there in a minute like white on rice.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Google Play Music, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN. And now, the show.