Citizen Abels gets an email from Pelvis Leslie asking if he could be a guest on The Citizen’s show. When The Citizen calls, Pelvis tells him that he’s related to the king of rock and roll and he’s not that Big Richard. Of course, Blackbird has to chime in. The skit was recorded June 6, 2017.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Google Play Music, Last.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN. And now, the show.