Citizen Abels gets too excited the day porn power couple Nina Hartley and Ernest Greene are scheduled to appear on his show. He forgets his appointment with Dr. Hilda Von Stern, his psychoanalyst, and insanity and depravity ensues. This bit was recorded May 19, 2017.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, known to his fans as “The Citizen,” and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Google Play Music, Player.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN. And now, the show.