A new character pops up out of the blue and calls The Citizen on his cellphone in the middle of a show – The Baroness of Brooklyn – who proceeds to tell The Citizen that she saw him on the Bend-her dating app. This bit was recorded May 15, 2017.   “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, known to his fans as “The Citizen,” and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes, Google Play Music, Player.fm, YouTube, Vimeo, and other iPhone, Android, and Windows phone, desktop, and tablet podcast and media player apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” You can follow Citizen Abels on Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and Instagram or get in touch with by email at iamcitizenabels@gmail.com. Call Citizen Abels toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN. And now, the show.