The Citizen is coming. The Citizen is coming. Jesus. Jesus. Give me a cigarette. That’s because on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” The Citizen speaks loosely, honestly, and openly to your orgasmic delight (and his) with porn star and sex educator, Nina Hartley. It’s an hour of slap and tickle, bump and grind, love, lust and everything in between, entitled “The Rattle Of The Bulge” (www.therattleofthebulge.com). Remember, as The Citizen always tells you to do, take your top off, your pants, your panties, your jock strap, and your socks, and sit back and enjoy yourself, your private parts, and his special guest, Nina Hartley. Listen to them as they both do what they do best – pretend they don’t want to jump everyone’s bones. "The Rattle Of The Bulge" was recorded July 15, 2016. “I Am Citizen Abels” (www.iamcitizenabels.com) is an internet radio show starring David Abels, and a copyrighted production of Four Strong Media LLC (www.fourstrongmedia.com). You can follow The Citizen on his social media sites and listen to him on iTunes Podcasts or various iPhone, Android, and Windows phone and tablet apps. Just search and subscribe to “I Am Citizen Abels.” To get in touch with The Citizen, email info@iamcitizenabels.com or call him toll-free on The Citizen Hotline at (844) 99-CITIZEN. And now the show.