We saw Brahms: The Boy II in theaters and it was so bland and unfulfilling that I questioned whether or not I want to spend my free time reviewing movies of this caliber. As soon as I asked that question of myself, I realized that the answer is obviously -  yes. I need to watch these boring hunks of junk to make sure you don’t have to.

* Intro - (0:45)* Trailer - (4:16) * Synopsis - (06:40) * Review - (10:19) * Score - (10:44) * Spoilers - (17:10) * Final Recommendations - (48:50) * Horror Movie News with Ben Warrington - (50:08) * Outro - (1:03:07)

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Synopsis

The Boy II is a
stand-alone sequel to the somewhat more interesting movie, The Boyfrom 2016, which you can currently watch on Amazon
for $3.99.

It was directed by William Brent Bell, who has been directing
horror movies like The
Devil Inside, and the original The Boyfrom 2016.

This is the story of a
family of three, Liza (Katie Holmes), Sean (Owain Yeoman), and their son Jude (Christopher Convery) that escape to the
countryside to heal after a burglary gone wrong at their house in London.

Jude, the young son
stops talking following the attack, and when the family shows up at the guest
house on the Heelshire estate (where the original The Boy took place) he
finds a doll buried in the woods. 

The doll and Jude share
a lot in common: not talking, staring blankly at whoever addresses them,
generally being boring, and desiring to kill whole families. Through a notepad
that Jude uses to communicate, we learn that the doll is named Brahms, and he
has a bunch of rules for the family to follow. 

You would be surprised
how stringent these rules are, so they are broken often and the family is
thrown into an uproar each time.

Eventually, we find out
that Brahms is more doll than this family bargained for.

Review

Brahms: The Boy II is a sincerely boring movie that does everything technically
correct on paper. Casting, acting, pacing, direction - it’s all passable. The
end result is boring as sin, though. At least movies like Fantasy Island are so zany that they are
fun in an ironic way.

Brahms: The Boy II bored me to tears and I don’t believe that you should ever watch
it. 

Score

3/10

Spoilers

Click to Expand for Brahms: The Boy II Spoilers
As I write this I am bored to tears at the prospect of
having to relive the minutiae of The Boy II, but here it goes.

Jude is Mute

The burglary/attack on Liza and Jude really did a number on...