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Latest Episodes

15 – The Iron Codpiece vs The Bearded Lady
July 22, 2019

It’s the twentieth year of a bloody Dwarven civil war and the two sides decide to hold wargames during an uneasy truce. What could go wrong? Based on the Battle of the Monitor and Merrimack from the American Civil War.

14 – Minisode – Orcish Spy Whale
July 14, 2019

A Druid from a militant Half-Orc tribe is sent to investigate a mysterious structure being built in the peaceful Halfling fishing village of Happyshore Bay.

13 – Bard PCP Party
July 01, 2019

It’s closing night of their wildly successful play and a group of Bards become trapped at a deadly, hallucination-fueled afterparty. Based on the 1996 mass PCP-dosing of the Titanic wrap party.

12 – Halfling Donner Party
June 17, 2019

Four shipwrecked, Level 1 Halflings struggle to survive on a strange island with limited resources.

11 – Minisode – Ancient Temple Fire
June 03, 2019

A reformed killer enters a burning temple to rescue his pet goose. Based on the Notre Dame Cathedral fire.

10 – Minisode – Simic Hyrbid Rover
June 03, 2019

An elderly member of the Gray Hawks, an order responsible for exploring and defending a treacherous mountain range, faces one last task before passing into the afterlife. Based on the Mars Rover Opportunity.

9 – Half-Elf Escape from Alcatraz Pt. 3
April 30, 2019

In this epilogue to a prior campaign, the surviving Bottom Brother, Levi Ironbottom, is given a chance to escape from the magical prison of Alcatraz once and for all.

8 – Half-Orc Rasputin Assassination
April 22, 2019

Two Half-Orc cousins, a hermit and a sailor, are tasked with assassinating a false Holy Orc as he attempts to seize religious control of their families’ village. Will Shanty Seabreeze and Khan stop the charlatan Racumin before it’s too late?

7 – Minisode – Pan Flute Academy Admission Scandal
April 15, 2019

A High Elf Bard must infiltrate the Dragomir Pan Flute Academy and forge credentials for her untalented son after telling an elaborate lie to her more famous friends. Based on the college admissions bribery scandal of 2019.

6 – Keebler Forest Siege
March 20, 2019

The Keebler Forest has been home to an Elven stronghold and a source of magical tree sap for thousands of years. Can an arrogant ranger and his hallucinating druid sister defend it? Based on the reported sale of the Keebler brand by the Kellogg Company.