Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast
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Ep 110 - Half Blood Prince 21: Sarah J Maas Might Be A Furry
Welcome back to YET ANOTHER VIDEO PODCAST! Yes, we're still really excited about this. We're chatting chapter 21 of Half Blood Prince, about Roonil Waslib, Harry being a nonce that's good at owning slaves, and not fucking your cousin. Enjoy Harry Potter W
Ep 109 - Half Blood Prince 20: Hand Puppet Penis
Welcome to our MOST EXCITING EPISODE EVER! We're celebrating the biggest, most exciting thing that's ever happened to Goblet Of Wine. Enjoy Harry Potter Without Funding JK Masterlist - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19H9-NRMfaISLNMAaLSssQFrN
Ep 108 - Half Blood Prince 19: I Will Go Down With This Ship
LOOK! IT'S OUR SEXY, SEXY FACES! HOW LUSH! Unless you're not listening to this via Spotify, in which case, why not. Or YouTube. Get with the times! When we aren't gazing lovingly into each others eyes (which you can see for once!!) we're discussing chapte
Ep 107 - Half Blood Prince 18: Em’s Not A Nice Person
WE'RE BACK BABY! In today's episode we are POISONED by a VILE Canadian CUNT called Em, who made us drink a drink sooo vile that we for the first time ever couldn't drink it. Aka a Ceaser. When we aren't gagging, we talk about chapter 18 of Goblet Of Fire,
Bonus Ep - Goblet Of Mulled Wine: It's Christmas, Fuck John Mayor
IT'S CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! It's time for a 5th Christmas special and this year we're back with writing bad fanfiction using patreon prompts. This year we're drinking hot mulled balsams while making mad stories about the scarf of sexual preferenc
Ep 106 - Half Blood Prince 17: Everyone Loves A Sexy Orphan
Hello hello! In today's episode we're discussing chapter 17 of Half Blood Prince, and Hannah gets herself cancelled by talking about how sexy children are, specifically, orphans. We also drink Balsams gifted to us by a Patreon Alex, and attempt to speak L
Ep 105 - Half Blood Prince 16: Harry's Maggot Hair
Happy December everyone! Today we're drinking some fancy milky liquid and risking the fact Charlie might sh*t herself mid-episode. In this episode we begin to get a bit festive, discuss werewolf representation, how inventing spells actually works, and eve
Ep 104 - Half Blood Prince 15: Unicum
dvzljk! Today's episode is dedicated to the lovely Dorka (and the country of Hungary) who provided us with one of this episodes alcohols, and also very kindly voice noted in for us. In today's episode, as well as offending the entire country of Hungar
Ep 103 - Half Blood Prince 14: Eat The Fucking Canaries ft. Swish & Flick
The *longest* awaited collab - we're FINALLY sitting down and chatting with Meg & Kate from Swish & Flick! We're drinking Schofferhofer and chatting about chapter 14 of Half Blood Prince. We're discussing Ron & Hermione's romance, gamp's law a
Ep 102 - Half Blood Prince 13: For Alex
This episode is dedicated to Alex, a member of our community who sadly passed away last year. Our fundraiser for Mermaids is linked below. Content warnings:Suicide & transphobia - 11 minutes to 17:15, and 44:55 to 47Wretching noises - 19:30 to