Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast

Goblet Of Wine: A Drunken British Harry Potter Podcast


Latest Episodes

Ep 19 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 15&16: Hagrid's Murder Quota ft. HeyAmyJane
June 10, 2019

Guess who's back? Back again...no it's not slim shady, it's Hannah and Charlie, sorry to disappoint. This episode we’re joined by special guest and general nerd-stuff youtuber HeyAmyJane! We’re discussing Ron’s incredible character development, how Hagrid

Ep 18 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 13&14: Snape's Furry
May 27, 2019

HOWDY! Welcome to our first THEMED episode! To apologise to the 58% of our listeners that are American, this episode we're making a totally awesome tribute to the U-S-of-A. We're drinking Jack Daniels, eating American sweets and....well, that's it. We tri

Ep 17 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 11&12: Percy's Christmas Day F*CK!
May 14, 2019

Welcome back Wizards! This week Charlie and Hannah are drinking a super secret surprise alcohol that involves a spoon, sugar, and a lighter. It's bohemian, okay. We're discussing chapters 11&12 of COS and how Hermione casually abandons her family, how

Ep 16 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 9&10: Queer Eye for the Wizard Guy
April 28, 2019

Join us for this weeks episode where we're back and discussing chapters 9-10 of Chamber Of Secrets. So settle down with a brew and listen to us waffle on about how prophercies work, how Ron is like the Word paperclip of Wizardry, how Quidditch is bullshit

Ep 15 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch 7&8: The Basilisks Secret Friend
April 15, 2019

Trigger Warning - Domestic Violence - 53-55mins.  Charlie and Hannah are back at it again for an episode that swings wildly between serious discussions of the racist implications of the word 'mudblood' and whether all the Basilisk ever wanted was a f

Ep 14 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch6: DJ Lockhart and the Curious Kipper ft. Neil MacQuarrie
April 01, 2019

We're back to complete the episode with special guest Neil and this time we finally get to focus on Gildery Lockhart. The Man. The Myth. The radio DJ? Also featuring a rant about whether anyone really eats kippers for breakfast and a hopefully somewhat in

Ep 13 - Chamber Of Secrets Ch5: Norfolk'n'Chance ft. Neil MacQuarrie
March 18, 2019

We're back with our very first guest episode! Today's episode feature's Hannah's boyfriend Neil and a lot of ranting about Norfolk and the geography of the UK, dicussing chondoms aka chicken condoms, and teaching Hannah what filibuster means with dubious

Ep 3 - Philosopher's Stone Ch4&5: Ariana Grande the Obscurus
October 12, 2018

In this episode we get VERY drunk and discuss chapters 4&5 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. We observe how Hagrid's job is clearly bullsh*t, debate Obscurus's (Obscuri?), and how Draco is a little sh...

Ep 2 - Philosopher's Stone Ch3: The Otters Follow Me
October 12, 2018

In this weeks episode you’ll listen to us drunkenly discuss chapter 3 of Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone. We talk about escaping otters and whether wizards are basically white walkers. Don't forget to tweet us your guesses of who started crying ha

Ep 1 - Philosopher’s Stone Ch1&2: Meet The Drunks
October 12, 2018

Welcome to the first episode of Goblet Of Wine, a podcast in which two lifelong Harry Potter fans re-read their favourite childhood book with added alcohol and cynicism. In this first episode we discuss chapters 1 & 2 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's