Find out who wins when Larry and Steve race against each other to finish a plate of insanely hot Ghost Chili wings. See the video at FunnyHeads.net. Roy and Doug are in studio as we "demythify" some urban legends, we hear about the un-stealthy Ninjas land

Steve #2 threatens to get the clothespins and Dustin "Oprah speedwalks" to flee from a crime scene. Learn which celebrities are cool and which are tools (we're talking to you, The Strokes) & we measure Kristen's fart noise response time to be just 4 tenth

We wax poetic about Grand Theft Auto V, Steve #2's iPhone has gay tendencies (see the video at FunnyHeads.net) and Kristen continues to elevate the art of making fart noises. Mike has more texting rules and Dustin sports a porno star mustache. Big-time th

A FunnyHead reveals his true identity as rap god King Whitey. He's says he's ready to lay down some top-shelf rhymes in an upcoming show, but that there's not enough Hennessy on this "Earf" to do it freestyle. Laura witnesses a walrus rape, but thankfully

We learn how Steve used to put on his Sunday best parachute pants, throw down some corrugated cardboard and and set the ghetto afire. Mike #2 and Laura are in studio for discussions ranging from our own fashion faux pas to how Hitler ruined the toothbrush

We debate whether or not Mike has had hermit-like tendencies, why plastic surgery looks weird on dudes and why powdered beer seems like a bad idea. We reminisce about when Mike entered Martha Stewart's Worst Cook's in America contest. Check out his video

We reminisce about Action Park and how easy it was to practically kill yourself there. Kevin, Chris and Colin are in studio and we debate whether or not a firm handshake from a woman is appealing. Would You Rather, Urban Dictionary Word of The Day and Nam

Mike unveils his Save the Hookers program and encourages applicants to submit. Applicants should also send in their applications. We cover various methods of emptying your bladder while stuck in a traffic jam and Mike attempts to ruin another Led Zeppelin

One of Wonder Woman's lesser known powers is uncovered as we discuss our worst drinking experiences. We learn about "sluttering" and diss people for not buying babies the proper way on the internet. We offend all of Mexico and Kaitlyn attempts to woo Kyle

The geek-o-meter is fully pinned for The Great First Person vs Third Person Video Game Debate where we express our point of view on the point of view. We do a Douchebag Alert and in an unprecedented move, one of us nominates their own Dad. We discuss emo