Steve #2 threatens to get the clothespins and Dustin “Oprah speedwalks” to flee from a crime scene. Learn which celebrities we’ve met were cool and which ones were tools (we’re talking to you, The Strokes). We measure Kristen’s fart noise response time to be an incredibly swift 4 tenths of a second! Police Blotter, Would You Rather and This Day in Music History segments are all on the menu.

Check out some seriously funny videos from our friends at Scoundrel Syndicate.