A FunnyHead reveals his true identity as rap god King Whitey. He’s says he’s ready to lay down some top-shelf rhymes in an upcoming show, but that there’s not enough Hennessy on this “Earf” to do it freestyle. Laura witnesses a walrus rape, but thankfully it was being perpetrated by another walrus. We start the Coldcock a Kid Foundation®, a Would You Rather segment is in the mix and check out the insane 24-minute lap around Manhattan as mentioned in our Police Blotter segment.