Friends of the Show Episode 44 with @TheToddWilliams
Infant Joy
I have no name
I am but two days old.—
What shall I call thee?
I happy am
Joy is my name,—
Sweet joy befall thee!
– William Blake
Todd is a great and very funny and prolific twitter joke writer, who also happens to reside in Toronto, Ontario Canada! Todd’s tweets are legendary- as is his account, everyone has surely seen his statuesque AVI or has seen his tweets here or there or everywhere! He was also in a rock band! He’s a parent! He enjoys coffee! I am very happy to introduce Todd Williams.
Todd’s Story – Touring Life with a Rock Band!
Talkin’ Twitter
Been on twitter since: December 2011
TODD’s Neil DeGrasse Tyson Moment Moment
Todd’s Tweets:

[job interview]Me: Time travelBoss: What is your biggest stren—WHAT?!
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 18, 2015

TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going
"Band? We thought you said ban"
TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) November 9, 2016

My Pick:

Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist.
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) February 17, 2016

Todd’s Picks:

mob boss: stick his body in the compost pileme: whamob boss (grabbing my collar intently): we might be killers, but u only got one earth
— keith (@ghostkrogh) October 19, 2015

The popular 70s/80s drama CHiPS was adapted from the British show "Constables of the Royal Imperial Street Patrol System (CRiSPS)"
— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) August 1, 2017

"Ha ha ha! Terrific!" – Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 5, 2012

Questions from Twitter(NEW RECORD!):
From FOTS @Markedly Mark Magark @MagarkPod, not a question – a demand:

Walk me through a day in the life of grade 9 Todd
— Mark Magark (@markedly) March 14, 2018

it’s a demand, you imbecile
— Mark Magark (@markedly) March 14, 2018

From FOTS @Dave_Cactus

Are you coming to my birthday party, you big handsome lug?Do you have any tweets about science? Is your real last name Magark?
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) March 14, 2018

Follow up from JEffwni

Science?
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) March 14, 2018

From FOTS Rads @FeelingEuphoric

Toddles, describe your dream date as if you were a raccoon
— Radsy (@FeelingEuphoric)