Friends of the Show Episode 36 with Brandan @LeBearGirdle
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” -Steve Martin
Brandan is a very funny and nice twitter jokester, he has created some of the funniest tweets in recent memory and if you listened to the Hoppers episode you heard us read one of those tweets. Very happy to have him on the progrum this week!
Brandan’s Story: 3 Chickens and a Morning Surprise
Talkin’ Twitter
Brandan’s Tweet:

What if the Ant eaters go extinct? Will I have to eat all the ants? I don't even like antsSomeone please answer meI could maybe eat 1?
— brandAn Got Runover By a Subaru Forester (@LeBearGirdle) May 31, 2015

My Pick:

Deer population is controlled by releasing wolves into an area. All problems should be solved that way. Too much pollution? Release wolves in factories. Dislike Congress? Wolves. Wanna lose weight? That's right, wolves.
— brandAn Got Runover By a Subaru Forester (@LeBearGirdle) November 13, 2017

WOLVES!!
Brandan’s Picks:

bully: its ur word against mineme: lets do itbully: whatme: u selected the word "what". big mistake bro. i choose shenanigan
— duumb (@duumb) July 12, 2017

mom: are you kids committing seppuku in thereme: [trying to scoop my guts back inside me] NOmom: ok… no seppuku
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) August 29, 2017

Questions from Twitter:

the fuck you eatin in that pic boi
— Kalvin and the Shit Monks (@captainkalvis) December 6, 2017

if you had to switch the A’s in your name for a different vowel what would it be
Also fuck marry kill: Kellen (long hair) Kellen (short hair) Kellen (shaved head)
— slutty virgin mary™ (@trojansauce) December 7, 2017

If you knew you were going to unavoidably die suddenly and without pain in a year's time, what would you change about your life? What would you keep the same?
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) December 6, 2017

– Have you ever fallen down stairs?– Have you ever fallen up stairs?
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) December 7, 2017

Hey there, long time toother here. I want to hear what Mr. Brandan would have as a pet if he could have anything fiction or non.
— Llama In An Ugly Christmas Tux (@LlamaInaTux) December 6, 2017

Can you tell me how to get how to get to Sesame Street
— Marf (@MarfSalvador) December 6, 2017

why are you called le bear girdle?
would you rather have all your fingernails replaced with teeth or all your teeth replaced with fingernails?
— bun (@eminmien) December 10, 2017

Teeth Related Questions:

Teeth?