Friends of the Show episode 27 with Kevin @panmidwest!
“One doesn’t realize in early life that the price of freedom is loneliness. To be happy is to be tied.”
-C.S. Lewis in The Collected Letters of C.S. Lewis, Volume 3: Narnia, Cambridge, and Joy
Kevin is a very funny twitter fellow and nice person! He burst on to the scene about a year ago and has been killing it, just great stuff all the time. He does a regular tweet call Mustache Mondays, we’ll get into why the ‘stache is a key part of the panmidwest brand later. Welcome Kevin!
Kevin’s Story
1. Hitchhiking in Zambia at Midnight — my friend got malaria and was hospitalized so we wanted to make sure he had someone stay with him overnight in the hospital. Finding our way there was a challenge.
2. I never expected to be tear gassed — relaxing at a cafe in Podgorica, Montenegro on a Saturday was suddenly interrupted by tear gas.
3. “Theresa” — when my neighbor broke up with her boyfriend, my roommate and i had to help her keep him away. until we realized she was stretching the truth about his antics
Kevin’s Tweets

Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters
— The Pun-Kinwesterner (@panmidwest) December 15, 2016

[Walk into a Cat Cafe]Me-I've never eaten cat. What do you recommend?Lady-They're for adopting not eatingM-Oh, well can I adopt one?L-No
— The Pun-Kinwesterner (@panmidwest) April 13, 2016

[ping pong]
ME: 3 to 2, my serveJESUS:M: can I have the ba-J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serveM: [exhales] every time
— The Pun-Kinwesterner (@panmidwest) May 15, 2016

Kevin’s Picks

[at club]DO YOU WANT TO DO A HUMAN SACRIFICE"WHAT?"[does stabbing and offering motion]A SACRIFICE, DO YOU WANT TO DO ONE
— YUNG SPIDER GOD (@buttgh0st) January 16, 2015

You cause one minor incident at a museum and everyone is "Irreplaceable Egyptian mummy" this and "Could have used regular toilet paper" that
— Chimney Spotter (@chimneyspotter) October 27, 2015

"Hey Cyclops are you still dating Jean?""No Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my…"*lowers sunglasses**eye beams obliterate Storm*
— Frovostein (@fro_vo) July 19, 2014

Questions from Twitter
From Kevin

why do you have 3 pairs of glasses on, idiot?
— The Pun-Kinwesterner (@panmidwest) October 4, 2017

From James

Why are you so young and why is your mustache so old?
— Lord Kilmister (@ObscureGent) October 4, 2017

From Isabel

Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?
— Pumpkin Fancier (@isabelzawtun) October 4, 2017

From Todd

Are you as smart as Hype?
— Todd 'Spooki' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams)