Friends of the Show Episode 20 with @TheTimmyToes
“You face forward, or you face the possibility of shock and damage!” – Brodie Bruce (Mallrats, 1995)
Timmy’s one of my very good pals I have met thru Twitter and I am very excited to have him on the show after much begging and pleading and harangueing. Timmy is comin’ at us from the SouthWest USA I’m talkin’ texas baby! Yee Haw!
Tell us about Texas
Timmy’s Story: PICK ONE
The time I refereed a kid’s 3-on-3 hockey tournament with 4-time Stanley Cup champion Chris Kunitz
The time I outran the cops in my used, stock 1999 Honda Civic
Timmy’s Tweets:

*sees baby**crouches down, does some cute baby talk**no reaction from baby**stands up slowly*You've made a powerful enemy today, baby
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) May 23, 2015

*thousands of puppies flooding onto the battlefield*General: "STAY STRONG, MEN!"*soldiers just petting puppies everywhere*
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) April 3, 2015

*barber hands me the mirror to check the back*"Looks good!" I lie, after a few seconds of being unable to get the mirror to angle properly
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) November 29, 2014

Timmy’s Picks:
From The Nate Wolf!

*Holds an old lady's hand as I help her across the street*
Don't bother struggling. You're my grandma now.
— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) June 18, 2014

From ElleOhHell

Why call it a belly button. It doesn't DO anything when you press it.*click click click*See?*neighbor's garage door slamming up and down*
— Elle Oh Hell