Friends of the Show Episode 011 Tom @trojansauce
“It’s wrong, wrong, wrong, but we’ll do it anyway cause we love a bit of trouble” – Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys, “Balaclava”)
Tom is one of the funniest dudes on Twitter, also, he has a gruff and mean persona online, but I found out that he is really a nice guy after all. We talk about having fun on Twitter, the time Tom wrote a novel for his Dad, and he reads an excerpt from some of his writing!
GET TOM’S E-BOOK HERE: The Murder of Jed Lombardo
Tom’s Story: “Robbery” or as some English people call it: “Blagging”
Tom’s Favourite @trojansauce Tweets

ding dong taco time – taco bell's slogan if i was in charge
— tomsauced™ (@trojansauce) October 11, 2015

BOSS: tell me about susanneME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got awayBOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away
— tomsauced™ (@trojansauce) March 22, 2017

[skipping stones on lake]
DATE: it's such a beautiful evening
ME: *whispering* take that you fucking lake
— tomsauced™ (@trojansauce) November 24, 2015

Tom’s Favourite other people Tweets

"no rapping tonight"why?"you

pic.twitter.com/omNCxNhWcD
— Flora Flora