Friends of the Show with @Malt_Skull
Malty AKA @Malt_Skull on Twitter is one of my good international friends who I have had the pleasure of meeting through DM rooms and is one of the funniest guys out here, fun absurd and great tweets, especially for someone who is tweeting in their second language- because Malt is FINNISH! Welcome to the show Malt!
“Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang, Wu-Tang” -Da Mystery of Chessboxing – Wu-Tang Clan
STORY: The Story of the Gross Mossy Pit
Malt’s favourite Malt Skull TWEETS:
This beauty about a witch, which has been illustrated by a really good illustrator! This has also become a tumblr meme with over 180K Notes on it, ah jeez internet!

me: [flashlight under chin] they say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago today![100 years ago]witch: fuck this house
— cursed hogge (@malt_skull) November 2, 2015

This scathing take on CAPITALISM!

[leaving work]ME: Ok, bye folks -wait, where's my jacket?BOSS: We sold it, we sold your jacket.ME: *shaking fist at the sky* CAPITALISM!
— cursed hogge (@malt_skull) December 16, 2015

me: I have a grambling problemtherapist: you mean a gambling problemme: no I mean this *I start grambling*therapist: WHAT THE FUCK IS THA
— cursed hogge (@malt_skull) August 3, 2015

BONUS! MY favourite Malt Tweet:

[date]me *quietly*: don't let her know you miss the late winters of your childhoodher: so-me: ah, the way the water flowed under the snow
— cursed hogge (@malt_skull) March 18, 2016

Malt’s favourite tweets from OTHERS:
From lovely English gentleman @StephenJMolloy

*air horn sound**second air horn sound*Me: "This isn't deodorant."
— Ste(ph)en (@stephenjmolloy) January 27, 2016

From lovely funny english gentleman @PhilMann

Me: lol "duck lips" on selfiesDuck: please what are lipsM: not nowD: mister what are lipsMe: like a soft beakD: I have more questions
— phil mann (@philmann) January 27, 2016

From Friend of the Show @therealeatwood

[International Criminal Court]ME: All I said was ‘The Princess Bride’ was good, not greatJUDGE: Beat him to death with Hitler’s bones
— R.E.W. (@therealeatwood) June 23, 2015

BONUS Tweet from DEAD account Tree_Bro

*Cracks Diet Pepsi* Ahh…Refreshing Diet Peppi *Slowly Sips, Then Gulps, The Diet Pappo** Ahh, Diet Parpo. Thank's To The Papor-Colla Corp.
— Jackson (@tree_bro) June 11, 2011

QUESTIONS from TWITTER:
From Friend of the show and host of the Making Friends podcast, Mark Magark @markedly

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven Are you the real Avril
— Mark Magark (@markedly) May 18, 2017

From Friend of the Show Mike Bigby @MikeBigby

@FOTSPod @malt_skull @SkinnerSteven 1. r u a real skelington?2.