The one where we demand that Disney #ReleaseTheKedpinCut. Pour yourself a bowl of nutritious Baby Yodios as part of a balanced breakfast in Episode 39 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.

The one where Galen Erso better have our money. Come for the dumbest Star Wars rumor we’ve ever heard and stay for boobs, birth control, and Beavis and Butthead in Episode 38 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.

The one where we dive into the Handmaiden Handemonium of Queen’s Peril! It ain’t no party unless it’s a Mario Party in Episode 37 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.

The one where we celebrate a victory! Brush up on your useless vocabulary and say good-bye to your horse in Episode 36 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.

The one where we worship Taika Waititi and bitch about Boba Fett. Don’t whiz on the electric fence, just listen to Episode 35 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.

The one where we swap out Marsden for Maul! It’s Maul Watch! Grab a margarita and hold your sweet baby droids close while you rage to Episode 34 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.

The one with all the Skarsgards. Cancel your cons, stay inside and wear a mask while listening to Episode 33 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour!

The one where we get hairy and make balloon animals. Corrupt your children with an explicit podcast done by two drunk girls and roll out to Episode 32 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.

The one where we commit crimes and discuss Star Wars. Sing a little tune and scrub your hands til they’re as raw as Episode 31 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.

The one where we come on down to Star Wars town and invite EVERYONE to the not-so-exclusive, no-so-late-night press conference reveal of Episode 30 of Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour.