This week, Chris uncovers a mysterious body hair grooming situation, Matt runs blindly into the darkness, and there are loops! Loops and loops and loops! Loops within loops! It is a nightmare!

This week, Matt learns that Koopa cakes exist and are horrible, Chris comes across the most incomprehensible puzzle yet, and one brother gets what could be the darkest ending in the book!

This week, Chris learns some shocking Koopa lore, Matt learns the Brooklyn Plumbers' War Cry, and Luigi is a warrior with a heart of gold!

This week, Chris and Matt head to the Mushroom Kingdom by way of Brooklyn for their very first adventure with their new best friend Luigi! Chris gets the most confusing ending ever! Matt kills Luigi!

This week, Chris and Matt welcome the extraordinarily talented Ty from the extraordinarily terrific Side Character Quest and surprise him with a read from a wild book from his childhood!

This week, Matt gets slapped in the face by an adult man, Chris gets his face poked by an adult man, and THIS IS THE CLOSEST the scores have ever been! Can Matt come from behind and win the book or wi

This week, Chris teams up with a blurry buddy, Matt revisits a mysterious older woman, and this could be the very last week of this book! It's time to vote for the next read!

This week, Chris gets torn to shreds, Matt learns something deeply disappointing about these 37 diamonds, and there are only four endings left, you guys! What book should be finished next?

This week, Matt has his DESTINY told to him, Chris busts out his KNIFE, and... could it be that one of the brothers has found this book's Best Read? Sure, why not!

This week, Chris has a WILD adventure (which is to say a lot of things happen), Matt trusts his feelings and uses psychic powers (a bit sort of not really), and Chris' chillzone is destroyed by Matt Y