This week, Chris learns that it's good for boys to wander off with strange old men, and Matt ends up in Snake Cavern YES I KNOW IT'S SNAKE CANYON AND NOT CAVERN BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT THEY WROTE CAVERN FOR SOME REASON LIKE HOW DID NO ONE CATCH THIS?

Happy July 17th everyone! This week, Chris adventures to the far-flung, disturbingly bicycle-path-centric year of 2022 (with an all-new traveling companion) Matt marks a moment of character growth, and we reveal our official show emoji!

This week, Chris basically travels Earth's entire timeline, Matt spends no time and also all of time with a flautist, and Uncle Howard blasts a white-hot zinger up our collective wow-hole.

This week Matt returns to Scotland but srsly not to Quest Out™, and Chris turns his back on the Great Wall™ in order to become Boy Island™.

To celebrate big ol' episode number 10, Matt and Chris welcome their very first guest! You know him from Honest Trailers, Hyper RPG's Pencils and Parsecs, Screen Junkies' Movie Fights and so much more - it's the delectable Joe Starr!

Matt goes questin' for monsters, Chris gets one heck of a trophy and the longest adventure yet, and fan theories are confirmed left and right. Plus we play a truly unruly game of Choose Your Own Adventure or adventure movie from the 1940s. Watch for fall

This week, Matt hides from a cloud and Chris learns a tough lesson about boys and jungles and snakes. 

This week, Chris learns where cave people come from, Matt discovers a soul-crushing truth about the world we live in (yay), and the guys play a rousing round of "Choose-Your-Own-Adventure or Episode of the 80s Cartoon Series, M.A.S.K."

This week, Matt accidentally REventures to castle-times before committing to a life of soapmaking, Chris entrusts his choicemaking to someone with less than 4 years of decision-making experience, and the guys play a thrilling round of "Choose Your Own Adv

This week, Chris chases down his dream of hoppin' a wooly, Matt doodles himself into a lucrative career as a cave boy, the guys play "Choose Your Own Adventure or Episode of Young Indiana Jones Chronicles," and Matt reveals a secret.