This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, "This guy, look out it's liquid horn," and the latest Wild Card melts Chris' brain!

This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet.

Grasp the godbunny's paw and prepare for "adventure"! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown to

This week, Chris takes a big ride, Matt suffers a slow and painful death that he gets to watch in its entirety, and someone learns that sometimes all you gotta do is ask and the impossible becomes possible!

Fey Day is back! Join Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings for another delightful romp along the river Twee as Chris outwits an old nemesis, Matt learns an important lesson about magic spells, and someone finds a SECRET PASSAGE!

This week, Matt makes a move so cool he peer-pressures Thor, Chris toots a trumpet the best it has ever tooted (according to him), and there's a bird as big as a horse which is actually much cooler than it sounds if you think about it!

This week, Matt's on fire! Things get hot hot hot! Matt turns up the heat! And Chris screams at Odin some more! Golden Chandeliers!

This week the world celebrates the anniversary of the birth of the great Edward Packard and we're along for the ride! Take a break from viking stuff with a surprise read of a whole new book! Pirates!

This week, things get spicy as Chris' love for the book is rekindled after being forced to make a choice he didn't want to and then being handsomely rewarded for it, and Matt finds someone sitting in

This week, Chris bamboozles someone so hard even Danny Ocean would be impressed, Matt raises some Hel, and it looks like things are gonna start getting pretty wild on this here podcast!