Sexy builders, smelly fans, and slappy slappers. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick wipes the seats after wrestling shows. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely slap fighting is a very good sport as well. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick lost a game of tennis to an AI chat-bot. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Everything written on the internet happened exactly as described. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick fights teenagers outside tescos. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Not only have we abandoned censorship on this episode, we've also abandoned any semblance of quality control. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick uses custard instead of mouthwash and reckons it's much nicer. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving

The entire stock market is a Ponzi scheme and you should pump more money in NOW. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick likes to move it move it. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home."

Top bottoms, bottom dollars and an abundance of caution from our robot overlords. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick's dessert island disc is a frisbee. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Long cons, achievable goals, and a huge big oaf. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick has several pet ferrets roaming free in his apartment. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

The last heavily redacted episode of 2022 is also the first of 2023. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick has been hiding leftovers behind the radiator. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Recorded live in person. We had too much to drink, the audio quality dipped, and we said things that we shouldn't have. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick doesn't play cricket but often plays to the sound of crickets. Thanks to Sentinel Audio

Con men, bed wetting, and mass banter. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!Neil Fitzpatrick is having a traditional Christmas by getting arrested on Stephen's day. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.